There are many different goals of The Crab.
Some are short term, like finding a place to be drawn, and some are long
term, like deciding what aspects of life The Crab will invade. This
page will be updated often as long term goals are completed and short term
goals are thought up. Every short term goal and every long term goal
all serve to accomplish one all-important, all-encompassing goal of The
Crab:
Short Term Goals:
- Gain 5 new supporters by 6-6-00
- Cut down on random erasings by 20% in the next 5 weeks
- Print off 500 business card sized "Crab Cards"
- Start a "Crab Card Discount Club" were people can use
their "Crab Card" to get discounts on all Crab related purchases.
- Draw The Crab in more odd places, such as on the rear-view
mirrors of friends cars
Long Term Goals:
- To get The Crab to be the symbol of a major band
- To associate The Crab with many different political
parties without compromising the freedom of political thinking that The
Crab represents
- To start a line of off-brand products of signifacantly
less price and quality
- To elect Ross Perot simply for the sake of entertainment
- To eventually buy a small country and convert into
The Crab's own paradise
Don't ever let them tell you that you can't
do it, as long as it is related to a crab goal
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