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Pre-High School Era

11/21/95 - The Crab was first drawn as a doodle in 7th grade health class.

11/22/95 - The significance of The Crab was realized.  Doodle was repeated twice.

12/13/95 - The Crab started appearing on many books and folders.

3/4/96 - It was realized that The Crab was not biological, but mechanical.

3/5/96 - Extra equipment was drawn attached to the crab (guns, missiles, ect.)

3/7/96 - The Crab was equipped with many offensive and defensive weapons.

3/28/96 - The Crab was forgotten about.

10/1/96 - The Crab was rediscovered while looking through health folder.

10/2/96 - The Crab started reappearing on notebooks and folders.

12/16/96 - A friend created a similar doodle to compete against The Crab in battles.

12/21/96 - The Crab destroyed the enemy doodle by harnessing the power of the 5th dimension.

12/22/96 to 2/4/97 - A series of competitions ensued in which The Crab was forced to assume two different shapes.  These were called the '96 model and the '97 model.

3/8/97 - Many other people started seeing The Crab and asking what it was.  No answer was given other than "it's a crab"

6/5/97 - Last day of school.  The Crab was drawn on everybody's yearbook instead of a signature.
 

High School Years

9/1/97 to 3/27/98 - The Crab went into dormancy due to insecurities on my part.

3/28/98 - '98 model of The Crab was released

3/28/98 to 9/15/98 - '98 model didn't catch on, The Crab went back into dormancy.

9/15/98 - Crab drawings increase greatly.  Renewed interest in The Crab.

10/21/98 - The Crab starts appearing in many other places.  Walls, computers, white boards, car windows, other people's bags, little scraps of paper littering the floor.

10/23/98 - Exorbitant numbers of people start questioning The Crab.  Not many know that I am responsible.  Heh heh heh.

12/1/98 - In art class, I start making The Crab the subject of all of my works.

1/13/99 - I make The Crab out of copper and have it on my key chain.  This was the final link that told people who was drawing all of The Crabs.

3/3/99 - Publicity of The Crab is great; however, many of the people are enemies of The Crab, destroying it on sight.

4/3/99 - The Crab gains two sworn enemies, R.G. and A.F. who lead the counter crab movement.
 

Recent Years

9/2/99 - The Crab becomes the motto of everything I own at school.

9/29/99 - I no longer need to write my name on work, The Crab is sufficient.

10/7/99 - I start seeing crabs that I didn't draw.

10/26/99 - I gain two friends of The Crab who draw it many places. 

11/2/99 - HJ Yoda becomes strongest supporter.

11/14/99 - I draw many different versions of The Crab in art class and computer graphics class.

1/1/00 - The Crab is proven Y2K compliant.

1/2/00 - The 2000 crab is unveiled to astonished crowds.  It catches on only in limited areas.

2/20/00 - I learn of 3 people at other high schools that are drawing the crab.

3/1/00 to Present - The Crab continues to gain popularity, recognition, and critical acclaim.
 




Did you REALLY read all of that?  Wow.  Amazing.  I only intended to put the entire history up for the sole purpose of satisfying my mind and resting my legal obligations.
 

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