| Pre-High School Era
11/21/95 - The Crab was first drawn as a doodle in 7th grade health class. 11/22/95 - The significance of The Crab was realized. Doodle was repeated twice. 12/13/95 - The Crab started appearing on many books and folders. 3/4/96 - It was realized that The Crab was not biological, but mechanical. 3/5/96 - Extra equipment was drawn attached to the crab (guns, missiles, ect.) 3/7/96 - The Crab was equipped with many offensive and defensive weapons. 3/28/96 - The Crab was forgotten about. 10/1/96 - The Crab was rediscovered while looking through health folder. 10/2/96 - The Crab started reappearing on notebooks and folders. 12/16/96 - A friend created a similar doodle to compete against The Crab in battles. 12/21/96 - The Crab destroyed the enemy doodle by harnessing the power of the 5th dimension. 12/22/96 to 2/4/97 - A series of competitions ensued in which The Crab was forced to assume two different shapes. These were called the '96 model and the '97 model. 3/8/97 - Many other people started seeing The Crab and asking what it was. No answer was given other than "it's a crab" 6/5/97 - Last day of school. The Crab was drawn
on everybody's yearbook instead of a signature.
High School Years 9/1/97 to 3/27/98 - The Crab went into dormancy due to insecurities on my part. 3/28/98 - '98 model of The Crab was released 3/28/98 to 9/15/98 - '98 model didn't catch on, The Crab went back into dormancy. 9/15/98 - Crab drawings increase greatly. Renewed interest in The Crab. 10/21/98 - The Crab starts appearing in many other places. Walls, computers, white boards, car windows, other people's bags, little scraps of paper littering the floor. 10/23/98 - Exorbitant numbers of people start questioning The Crab. Not many know that I am responsible. Heh heh heh. 12/1/98 - In art class, I start making The Crab the subject of all of my works. 1/13/99 - I make The Crab out of copper and have it on my key chain. This was the final link that told people who was drawing all of The Crabs. 3/3/99 - Publicity of The Crab is great; however, many of the people are enemies of The Crab, destroying it on sight. 4/3/99 - The Crab gains two sworn enemies, R.G. and A.F.
who lead the counter crab movement.
Recent Years 9/2/99 - The Crab becomes the motto of everything I own at school. 9/29/99 - I no longer need to write my name on work, The Crab is sufficient. 10/7/99 - I start seeing crabs that I didn't draw. 10/26/99 - I gain two friends of The Crab who draw it many places. 11/2/99 - HJ Yoda becomes strongest supporter. 11/14/99 - I draw many different versions of The Crab in art class and computer graphics class. 1/1/00 - The Crab is proven Y2K compliant. 1/2/00 - The 2000 crab is unveiled to astonished crowds. It catches on only in limited areas. 2/20/00 - I learn of 3 people at other high schools that are drawing the crab. 3/1/00 to Present - The Crab continues to gain popularity,
recognition, and critical acclaim.
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