"The Crab is the essence of all life, all truth, and everything good"  -imaginary philosopher In case you don't already know, The Crab is destined for greatness.  This page is intended to prove that last statement beyond a shadow of doubt.  Just sit back, relax, and let the propaganda sink in. The Crab comes in many forms: on paper, on computers, on walls, in the snow, in food, in school, in work - any place that can be drawn on.  It started with just one person drawing, but it is growing into a phenomena.  When I thought I was the only one, I went about my business in a solitary, roguish fashion.  It was a hard life, but I managed.  Then, one day, I was shocked to see a crab staring at me.  It scared me.  I knew I didn't draw it.  "Is it reproducing?" I asked.  Well, it wasn't.  Someone else had seen The Crab and realized it's appeal.  This shocking incident fueled my aspirations for The Crab.  I started drawing it more and more, coming up with new designs.  I also managed to recruit a few more to the cause.  And then some more.  And then even more... Won't you please join?