• * Qian: Nice haircut, I like boys with short hair, they look nice that way.

• Student: Because you do not have hair any more.

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Student: I do not feel nervous to play solo in the orchestra anymore.

Qian: Good!! Why??????
Student: I have made so many mistakes already in the past.

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*Qian: Do not use Dollar bill to fix stcky keys.

Student: I will use Twenty Dollar ones then.

* Qian: Why did you use that fingering?

Student: I know is bad but it feels good.

Qian: Just like using drugs.