• * Qian: Nice haircut, I like boys with short hair, they look nice that way.

• Student: Because you do not have hair any more.

 

*Qian: Do not use Dollar bill to fix stcky keys.

Student: I will use Twenty Dollar ones then.

* Qian: Why did you use that fingering?

Student: I know is bad but it feels good.

Qian: Just like using drugs.